Dirty Fido, Whoopsie, Naughty Dog/Cat or, simply, Turd. There are so many names for the classic joke shop fake poo. 

We stock four models, one for every taste (you can see them all here). 

This is the larger of our two deluxe turds. These are British-made, hyper-realistic and each one is truly unique thanks to their traditional manufacturing method. These are from a company that has manufactured and traded jokes since 1924. 

These turds come loose, in terms of packaging.
 
Manufacturer's safety information: Not suitable for children under 3 years. Choking hazard due to small parts.